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Step Into Yesterday | Tomorrow's Verse

So. How does one make me actually post something, these days? Find a time-wasting meme that allows me to think creatively while also answering quasi-revealing questions about myself. And then give me two of them. This is what jimmiefearsylar did, and now you can all be summarily impressed by my mastery of vocabulary. Unless, of course, you are ibroketuesday. Then you will mercilessly mock me for not knowing enough vocabulary.

This is called the "two-word" meme. I'd explain how it works, but I give all of you more credit than that.

1. Where is your cell phone? Left pocket.
2. Where is your significant other? Missing out.
3. Your hair? Male bun.
4. Your mother? Broken femur.
5. Your father? Mom's gofer.
6. Your favorite thing? Water? Oxygen?
7. Your dream last night? Can't recall.
8. Your favorite drink? '97 Brunello.
9. Your dream/goal? Employment unnecessary.
10. The room you’re in? Sales floor.
11. Your hobby? Wasting time.
12. Your fear? Unfulfilled life.
13. Where you want to be in 6 years? Not here.
14. Where were you last night? My room.
15. What you’re not? Following through.
16. Muffins? Yes, please.
17. One of your wish list items? Moving expenses.
18. Where you grew up? Chicagoland suburbia.
19. The last thing you did? Stock wine.
20. What are you wearing? Work clothes.
21. Your TV? Last century.
22. Your pets? Adorable kitties.
23. Your computer? Last legs.
24. Your life? Slightly uninteresting.
25. Your mood? Generally pleasant.
26. Missing someone? Hope not.
27. Your car? Legacy GT
28. Something you’re not wearing? A bra.
29. Favorite store? Not really.
30. Your summer? Too hot.
31. Like someone? Of course.
32. Your favorite color? Just blue.
33. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier today?
34. Last time you cried? 'Kat' died.

01. When was the last time you shaved? Today's shower.
02. Explain what ended your last relationship. Cheating whore.
03. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Daily constitutional.
04. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Document formatting.
05. Are you any good at math? Yes, actually.
06. Your prom night? Left wanting.
07. Do you have any famous ancestors? I'm unsure.
08. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Unfortunately, yes.
09. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? LOL, MySpace.
10. Last thing received in the mail? Phish tickets.
11. How many different beverages have you had today? Coffee, water.
12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine? Only rarely.
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Weird Al.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Um, no.
15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had? Nothing, really.
16. What is out your back door? Alley parking.
17. Any plans for Friday night? Ask Cookie.
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? Saline smell?
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? Only two.
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Several times.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? People don't?
22. Some things you are excited about? Mundane trivialities.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Probably cherry?
24. Describe your keychain(s)? Nicely organized.
25. Where do you keep your change? Giant jug.
26. Last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? TA laboratory?
27. What kind of winter coat do you own? Five kinds.
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day? Purportedly inclement.
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? Wide open.

Could I have renumbered these to make it one single meme? Yes. Yes, I could have.