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So a bobcat walks into a bar…

  • Mar. 26th, 2009 at 9:25 PM
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…and then this happens:

WARNING! THIS STORY IS NOT FILLED WITH PUFFY PINK CLOUDS AND UNICORNS, IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'.



So, it's too bad they had to kill the bobcat, but if it had rabies, it's probably better off this way (though, having never had rabies, I cannot say for sure). And, once they'd found out that people had been bitten, they'd have had to destroy the animal, anyway. But here's the real thing: what kind of fucking idiots are antagonizing a wild-ass animal with sharp sharp teeth and claws in a confined, enclosed space? These idiots deserve the rabies, if you ask me. Or, at the very least, the rabies shots. Do they still go straight to the abdomen? I sure fucking hope so, these hillbillies deserve it. I will say this: if you are a rabid bobcat looking to bite people, a bar is a good place to be. People will be drunk and think you are not a threat. And then… CHOMP!

MOLE'S LESSON OF THE DAY: When confronted with a wild and dangerous animal, try to refrain from pausing to take pictures of it. Not only will this be confusing and possibly enraging to said wild and dangerous animal, it also wastes valuable time that should be spent getting other people in between this animal and yourself.

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[info]nowhack wrote:
Mar. 27th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
Awww! Poor kitty. It looked so little, but yeah, still sharp teeth! D: No way would I have been fucking around with it.
[info]resol37 wrote:
Mar. 27th, 2009 06:59 am (UTC)
Hee. Nice icon. Damn, I miss you guys!
[info]nowhack wrote:
Mar. 27th, 2009 07:25 pm (UTC)
:D

My favorite part of that macro, other than Alejandro's expression, is that the thing next to him looks like a candy necklace! Yum.

I miss you too! *HUGS*
[info]momar_mole wrote:
Mar. 29th, 2009 08:21 pm (UTC)
Hee, yes. I firmly believe in having a healthy respect for wild predators. Some are better to encounter than others, clearly, but I'd just as soon avoid all of them.
[info]resol37 wrote:
Mar. 27th, 2009 06:59 am (UTC)
resol's completely unrelated comment o' the day:
I was watching Arrested Development the other day and the Franklin: ya freak bitch! line played while I was in the kitchen and only half listening. Reminded me of you.
[info]momar_mole wrote:
Mar. 29th, 2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
Hee, I actually got rid of that icon for the time being, but I do still have a mood theme picture of that scene with Buster and Franklin. I love my AD mood theme, but I sometimes fret that almost everyone who sees it does not understand. Oh well, at least I've got you and Cookie, whom I know have seen the series.
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